I normally eat a high-protein diet Monday through Friday β and then I basically eat like a garbage person on Saturday and Sunday: pizza, burgers, take-out, you know, all the awful, amazing stuff. While eating like that could wreak havoc on a lot of things my energy levels, my waistline I'm just a horny person in general. So it's not like I need help getting in the mood, but as someone who's generally interested in all things sex and someone who likes to eat , I am intrigued by all the foods that boast "sex-drive boosting" powers.
It's not just oysters , you know. And what would happen if you ate a diet made up of solely aphrodisiac foods? Would it sent my already high sex drive into the stratosphere? I decided to find out, because journalism.
Breakfast: dark chocolate, watermelon, and pomegranate juice. I know, I know. Not the most filling breakfast, but I just came back from the Women's March in DC where I gorged myself on Roy Rogers, so I woke up sluggish, 4 pounds heavier, and not that hungry. I'm not going to lie, I'm hoping this diet jump starts my ability to eat healthier, in addition to making me even hornier and capable of having the most insane sex. So, food, go ahead and make that magic work!
Lunch: salmon cakes and and avocado. No horniness yet I'm just tired, but that could be because I had an exhausting weekend. Aside from being aphrodisiacs salmon should get oxygen going to my lady bits and the B6 in avocados helps create prolactin, which should help my libido , both are straight-up healthy, which should maybe give me energy.
I don't know if you know this, but sex takes a lot of energy, which I do not have right now. Snack: Dark chocolate and pomegranate juice. I feel light-headed and weak. Probably withdrawals from eating terribly over the past weekend?
