Heart full of hope, I went to the spa, and found it to be encouragingly low-budget and almost dingy--but clean. The Asian woman who greeted me and who was the only worker in the place asked if I would like a shower and massage.
I was sure I had found the right place. Sadly, I was mistaken. The shower consisted of me showering myself. The massage, though it was very relaxing and soothing, ended more like a shoe-shine.
I went back the next week, in case she was worried that I was a cop or something, and got the same nice massage with no happy ending. My question is this: Should I ask for a "happy ending" to my massage? If so, should it be at the end or before things start?
Also, are there subtle ways to tell which "parlors" may have masseuses that conclude the massage with a handjob? I was operating under the assumption that "therapeutic" and "AMT Certified" were words to avoid in this quest.
Seeking The Right Oriental Kind of Exotic Massage Expert In addition to avoiding "spas" that use "therapeutic" and "AMT Certified" in their ads, you should also avoid massage therapists who describes themselves as a LMPs licensed massage practitioners and "spas" that use tasteful line drawings of trees or streams in their ads. What you should be looking for are places that use images of sleazy-looking women with big hair in their ads think Nagel print , as those are the places you're most likely to find a happy ending.
